squib ('skwib) noun 1 a: a short humorous or satiric writing or speech b: a short news item (Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary)

I have evidently made the mistake of seeing the "Twilight" movie before reading the book because I really cannot see what the fuss is about. I have never seen so many constipated-looking actors on the screen in my life. Additionally, I've never been so distracted by the amount of lipstick a boy was required to wear in a movie. Poor Pobert Pattison really had to suffer for his art during this film.

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